About Fleet Marine Life
This website is dedicated to all my higher ups and motards out there.
Fleet Marine Life is a non-motivating webcomic/ blog about the US Marine Corps.
This web comic was created by K, an honorably discharged ex-Marine, to make fun of the US Marine Corps. This website will tell you the truth about the real US Marine Corps. In this website, I will attempt to write out all the reasons as to why I would never re-enlist. I don’t really care what I write or draw and if you don’t like it then fuck you, go to another website.
You may think that “I hate the Marine Corps” by what I say sometimes but to be more accurate, I dislike the people, the events, the bullshit, the stupidity, the “leadership” in the Marine Corps. It is ridiculous and frustrating at times. That is the main reason why I will never re-enlist in this “United States Janitor Corps.”
This site is not endorsed by, nor does it attempt to reflect the official opinions or positions of the Marine Corps, The Department of Defense, or The President of The United States.
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My tea has gone cold im wondering whyy, got out of bed at all
When you’ve been out of the Corps for a while, it’s hard to remember anything but the good stuff and good people. I still love many things about the Corps, but this website really reminds me that I made the right choice in getting out after two enlistments. Keep up the good work and hilarious reminders of the good old days of endless janitor training! Semper Fi!
Once a Marine, once is enough.
You know what the best part of being a young man in the Moron Corpse is? It’s being a young man…thats what people really look at fondly when they get older.
This is the e-mail that got me a nice page eleven.
—–Original Message—–
From: K———- CPL
Sent: Friday, September 30, 2011
To: Kl———- Cpl
Subject: RE:
For the record I didn’t show up this morning. Oops my bad.
I don’t really understand how going from “reasonable” to “ridiculous” is a remedy to such an issue, but I don’t really care.
See you Monday morning Batman!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Whitman
Corporal K———-
Brain-dead until EAS.
—–Original Message—–
From: Kl———- Cpl T———-
Subject: RE:
Good morning,
As you all know 0500 is ridiculous. Morning clean up used to go at a decent hour and no one was showing up. In order to remedy that we moved the clean up time to 0500. It is your responsibility to be down stairs at that time. Monday morning I do not want to knock on doors. Just show up when you are suppose to or we are going to roll over and do this again for the next weeks morning clean up.
CPL KL———-
Love it!