Fleet Marine Life #64 – Travel Claim
Jul28
on July 28, 2011
at 11:23 pm
I got like 20 bucks for a $340 plane ticket from California to New York. This was my EAS flight. I don’t think any human being can make it from California to New York with $20. It would be like Fallout 3 where you drink out of toilets, eat radioactive lizards and fight off people who would kill you for said $20. I don’t understand the amount of mathematics that went into finding the solution for this equation but I’m pretty sure they’re off by a zero
If you handle the US Marine Corps travel claims…
Fuck you.
That is all.
Getting below minimum compensation for our travel back home since 1775.
Lots of money to be made if you say you’re driving. A shit bag EAS-ing out of Biloxi, MS (he was a terminal LCpl) claimed he was relocating to the most northwestern town in Washington state. It was a nice final paycheck for him, covering 5 days of lodging and meals, plus all the miles driven and weight of his belongings.
I don’t think he went anywhere. His sister lived locally.
Math isn’t the strong suit of USMC peons.
Haha I got a good laugh outta this one. This didn’t happen to me but I could definitely see this happening to other Marines