Fleet Marine Life #59 – Doctor NCO
This comic was based off a Corporal I’ve served with.
He was a 6′ 4″, 240 pound black guy. He was a good, tough Corporal that did things his way and because of that, he would often get in trouble. He was the most motarded Marine that I have served with. When I played Soul Calibur 4 with him, his character was scarlet red and gold. The game provides you with millions of character choices so you know this wasn’t an accident. He sings cadence where ever he goes. He talks about drill 24/7.
Here are some quotes from him.
Me : Hey… There’s all these signs in front of this door that says “DO NOT ENTER. SECRET CLEARANCE REQUIRED.”
Him : Bitch! Get out of my way! Shoo, fly, shoo.
Him : We can do this the easy way… *pats hand with baseball bat* or the hard way…
Him : Let me have a piece of that sandwich.
Me : No.
Him : I wasn’t asking.
Him : Three words, K. Big. Booty. Bitches.
Him : It would behoove of you.
Him : Hey there, yoo-hoo!
Me : What are you doing this weekend?
Him : 40’s and hoes.
Him : Bullllllllshit!
Him : Waaaah! Want me to call the wambulance?
Him : Do you know what this is between my fingers?
Marine : No…
Him : It’s the world’s smallest violin.
Him : I can’t wait until I get to Parris Island so that I can put some pain and discipline into recruit’s little bodies.
Him : YAH BITCH!!! YAAAAAH!!!
Anyways, he’s still in the Marine Corps so if you see anyone who is like this, just know that you have met… THE MOST MOTIVATED NCO EVER.
Being prescribed a bottle of “suck it the fuck up” and then going to the hospital a few days later because Doctor NCO ended up misdiagnosing us since 1775.
“It would behoove of you” is my favorite quote from SNCO’s. Higher ups have some of the worst public speaking skills ever.
“Everyone’s mother who’s still alive, step forward… NOT SO FAST, PFC BUTTFUCK!”
Just remember that my Combat Action Ribbon already proves that my motivation has been disintegrated along with innocence.
Yup. This right here.
He got promoted. I never saw that side of him haha.
Yup I know this dude! Pissed me the Fuck off all the time.
We’ve all met this prick. 1/5 had a company gunny (I fapped to guard before he got this job) whose motto was “field day wins wars”.
Well, the most motivated NCO wasn’t concerned too much about field day. He would just tell everyone how to pass in the platoon and everyone just did it quickly and correctly. The only fuck-fuck games were provided by a SNCO.
Nice post, i know a bunch of guys like that